Friday, June 29, 2018

Online Shopping को कहानी

Online Shopping को कहानी

विहान ७ बजेकाे थियाे ।। अाधा निन्द्रा मै थिए । कल अायाे..
हेल्लाे !!
हेल्लाे.. सुन्नुन त्याे हिजाे भर्खर हालेकाे O789E काेडकाे प्राईस कति हाे ?
हममम.. (निन्द्रा मै) .. तपाईकाे नम्बर, नाम र लाेकेसन म्यासेजमा छाेड्दिनुस् न है ।। म रिप्लाई गराैंला ।।
हस ।।

उठेर इन्सटा पेज हेर्दा, १२ हजार फलाेअर पुगेकाे रहेछ । पांच वटा म्यासेज पनि अाएकाे रहेछ । सबैलाई रिप्लाई दिए । भर्खर कल गरेकी अनलाईन नै रैछे..रिप्लाई गरी हालिन् ।

२५०० त महंगाे भएन र ??
हाेईन, व्रान्डेड कपडा हाे त्यती त पर्छ ।
अलि अलि डिस्काउण्ट त हाेला नि ?
हुन्छ नि त !! २३०० सम्म गर्दिन्छु ।
हस । कहिले सम्म ल्याईदिनु हुन्छ ?
भाेली वेल्का ।।
हस ।।

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Surgical Strike Video

Surgical Strikes Videos has been released.

It is believed that it is released to gain the vote and sympathy. It must be a political agenda for BJP while Congress are saying soldiers bloods cannot be used for political gain/votes.

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE :


JAPAN vs POLAND

With the impressive first 2 games, Japan is likely to progress to the next round yet it is not certain that they will do with ease. Japan and Senegal both have 4 points while Colombia has 3 and Poland have 0. So, Japan must win the game against Poland to qualify or at least a draw is needed else Colombia winning over Senegal with 1 goal margin and Japan losing over Poland with same margin will put Poland and Japan out of World Cup.

Poland being already out from World Cup will play for pride and there might be some changes in lineup too.



JAPAN vs POLAND

INDAI TIME : 19:30 
NEPAL TIME : 19:45
TV: TEN 2, TEN 2 HD

POSSIBLE LINEUP FOR JAPAN VS POLAND 

JAPAN
  • 1
    E. Kawashima
  • 19
    H. Sakai
  • 22
    M. Yoshida
  • 3
    G. Shoji
  • 5
    Y. Nagatomo
  • 17
    M. Hasebe
  • 7
    G. Shibasaki
  • 8
    G. Haraguchi
  • 10
    S. Kagawa
  • 14
    T. Inui
  • 15
    Y. Osako

POLAND 
  • 11
    K. Grosicki
  • 9
    R. Lewandowski
  • 19
    P. Zielinski
  • 13
    M. Rybus
  • 6
    J. Goralski
  • 10
    G. Krychowiak
  • 18
    B. Bereszynski
  • 5
    J. Bednarek
  • 15
    K. Glik
  • 20
    L. Piszczek
  • 22
    L. Fabianski

ENGLAND vs BELGIUM


England and Belgium are facing each other today in World Cup match contending for the top spot in Group G. Panama and Tunisia already put from the world cup, both the teams has no pressure for qualifying for the next round yet both want to go in next round with winning spirit. We might see some changes in the lineup as coaches might want to give chance to new players in starting 11. 



ENGLAND VS BELGIUM 

INDIA TIME : 23:30 
NEPAL TIME : 23:45
TV CHANNEL : TEN 2 , TEN 2 HD


POSSIBLE LINEUPS

ENGLAND: 
  • J. Pickford
  • 16
    P. Jones
  • 5
    J. Stones
  • 15
    G. Cahill
  • 22
    T. Alexander-Arnold
  • 21
    R. Loftus-Cheek
  • 4
    E. Dier
  • 7
    J. Lingard
  • 3
    D. Rose
  • 19
    M. Rashford
  • 9
    H. Kane

BELGIUM 

  • 21
    M. Batshuayi
  • 10
    E. Hazard
  • 17
    Y. Tielemans
  • 16
    T. Hazard
  • 22
    N. Chadli
  • 8
    M. Fellaini
  • 19
    M. Dembele
  • 2
    T. Alderweireld
  • 20
    D. Boyata
  • 3
    T. Vermaelen
  • 1
    T. Courtois

HINA KHAN TROLLED

HINA KHAN PHOTOES

Hina Khan Big Boss 11 Contestant has been trolled for her recent swimming suits photos.
Here are her photoes :





Tuesday, June 19, 2018

आखिर किन ?

आखिर किन छाेरा बुढि कै फरिया मुनि पस्छन् ?

नमस्कार सर ।
नमस्कार !!
भुकम्पकाे घर बनाउने यही..
हाे हाे ।। बस्नुस् ।
कस्ताे घर बनाउनु हुन्छ ?
कस्ताे हुनु बाबु त्यही सरकारले देकाे पैसाले बनाउन सकिने ।
ए ए । अनि के ढुङ्गा माटाे काे बनाउनु हुन्छ कि ईट्टा सिम्न्टकाे ?
ढुङ्गा छैन बाबु ईट्टा सिमेन्टकै बनाउने हाे ।
खाेई कागजात लेराउनु भाकाे छ त ?
खाेई सबै यस्मा छ.. हेर्नु त । मलाई त केही थाहा छैन बाबु..नक्सा बनाईदिनु पर्याे ।
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Friday, June 8, 2018

कमिनी !!

हाे म कामी हुं, कामकाे धनि कामी !!

कमिनी !! <3 nbsp="" p="">
म १० कक्षामा फेल भए पछि घरमा काम धन्दा गर भनेर कराउन थाले । त्यती वेला, दाप्चा सबै ठाउंकाे केन्द्रविन्दु थियाे  । एक दुई ठाउंमा कामकालागी भने तर कहिं पनि पाईन । यता उति भाैतारी थिए, गाउंका मुखिया भनिने ठूलाबाले मलाई उनका छाेराकाे विहेकालागी सामान जाेरजाम गर्ने जिम्मा दिए । त्यतीबेला क्याटरिङ भन्नेकुरा हुदैनथ्याे । भएका कुराहरु भिन्न भिन्न घरबाट जुटाउनु पर्थाे र मैले त्यही गरें । पाल, अा्छ्याउने, भांडाकुडा, खानेकुरा, भाेज.. सबै मैले नै व्यवस्था गरें । २ बर्ष यसरी नै वित्याे ।
यस्तै काम गर्दा गर्दै पल्ला गाउंकि साईलि दिदिकाे विवाहामा पहिलाे पटक मैले उनलाई देखें । कुरा गर्दै जांदा साईलि दिदिकि बहिनिकि मितिनि रैछिन्  । एक अडाई महिना मितिनि कै घरमा बस्ने गरि अाएकि रैछिन् । हामी सधैं जसाे भट्ने गर्थयाैं । थाहै नपाई हामी विच शारिरिक सम्बन्ध पनि भयाे ।
घरमा मेराे विवाहाकाे कुरा चलाउंदै थिए । काेशिपारीबाट कुरा अाएकाे र छिट्ठै गर्नु पर्ने भन्नेकुरा घरमा चलेकाे थाहा पाए । मैले यसाे भन्दै गर्दा उनि रुन पाे थालिन् ।
तपाई विना त म बांच्न सक्दिन । मलाई विहे गर्नुस् ।
काली !! याे समाजले हामीलाई स्विकारदैन ।
के भाे त । तपाईले त स्विकार्नु हुन्छ नि ।

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

GAUR GOPAL DAS VIDEO WITH SCRIPT

Whether you drive a Volkswagon or you drive a Bentley, the road remains the same isn't it ?
Whether you speak on a Samsung or you speak on an iPhone X, whoever you are calling remains the same isn't it ?
Whether you're flying economy or you're flying business, the destination where you are heading remains the same, isn't it ?
Whether you are wearing a simple Fastrack or you were an Omega or Rolex, the time remains he same, isn't it ?
It's quite amazing how we work ourselves up so much with increasing the standard of living that we forget to increase the standard of our life.
And which is why wherever I travel, I make an appeal to people, there is nothing wrong with an Omega, there is nothing wrong with a Bentley, God Bless you with that and if you have it drive it - no problem.
But in trying to enhance and increase and improvise the standard of your living, please, please do not compromise with the standard of your life.
Its not the standard of your living that makes you happy, it's the standard of your life that makes you happy.
And very often, we forget to give attention to those things that can truly make us happy, those things that can make us happy which is why I always say things that I am talking about have utility value right ?
Not happiness value.
Travel Business class or first class, travel - no problem !!
Drive a Bentley - No problem !!
But in doing so, never ever compromise on those problems that also improve the standard of your life.
And therefore, I always say, some people are so poor, so poor, so absolutely poor that all they have is MONEY.
That's all they have !!
If all you have is money, you are the poorest person in the world.
I consider that life a poverty stricken life.
Because there is more to life than money and there is way more to life than what money can buy. And therefore I many times say, if you truly want to know how rich you are, drop a tear and see how many hands come to wipe that tear.
Ladies and Gentleman, our happiness, our happiness and our increased life of standard are not the things, it's in people. It's relationships. It's meaningful, heartfelt deep bonding of love that bring fulfilment to the heart. It's those meaningful exchanges of love that we share with each other in relationships,that brings true joy to the heart. And isn't it the greatest irony, that something that brings the greatest fulfilment, we very conveniently neglect in just running after increasing and enhancing the standard of living